❤️🧨GLORP loves you!🧨❤️

Blow your sweeties heart to shreds with new giant Valentine cards, $20 gumballs, and lots of new stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GLORP loves ya!  LOVEY DOVEY TIME! LOVE! The world is just oozing and pulsating with it! Everywhere you look it's seeping out of the cracks and crevices. Steaming its way through the subterranean wastelands that we call home. Twisting and gyrating its way through our veins and into our cold, grey, hearts, providing us will the vital nutrients to smash our enemies into screaming piles of blood milk!  Buy your sweetie some fun stuff ya cheapo! We've got new Valentines, a $20 romantic shirt sale (use the offer code Love ya to save $8), and we're now shipping our coffee mugs! Keep love in yer hearts people! -Bradwick VALENTINE CARDS! Be that fun person who gives out cards for once in your life! GLORP Valentines $5.00 - $36.00 View GIANT SIZE GLORP Valentines $6.00 - $24.00 View DO THESE $20 SHIRTS MAKE YOU HORNY? Use the code LOVE YA and save 8 bucks on these sexy slabs of gum!  GLORP Gum Chew! (with FREE GLORP Desire T-Shirt!) $28.00 View GLORP Gold (with FREE You'll Love New Glorp T-Shirt!) $28.00 View GLORP Gum Chew (with FREE High There! T-Shirt) $28.00 View GLORP Hip Hep! (with FREE GLORP Just Passin' Thru T-Shirt) $28.00 View NEW (kinda) and reprinted!  Now available in all sizes up to 4XL! FUN! GLORP Beyond (with FREE GLORPoid Destroys T-Shirt!) $28.00 View GLORP Arcade Blaster Gum (with FREE Skate Alien T-Shirt!) $28.00 View BONUS! We're now shipping mugs! So many people have been asking about buying our mugs online, but I hate shipping thigs that can break, but we now have special boxes and all that shit, so order up friends and foes!   ODD MART Fart Monster Mug $20.00 View ODD MART Black Cat Mug $20.00 View ODD MART Berry Unhappy Mug $20.00 View ODD MART Minneapolis Alligator Farm Mug $20.00 View BONUS 2! It's sweatshirt season! And we've got these 2 in stock in all sizes right now!   Berry Unhappy Sweatshirt! $42.00 Odd Mart GLUH Sweatshirt! $42.00 Fright Bite Black! (with FREE EEKS! T-Shirt!) $28.00 Fright Bite! (with FREE The GLORP! T-Shirt!) $28.00 ODD MART Kitt or Treat bag! $20.00 GLORP Fright Bite! (With FREE Glowing GLORP Monster-Shirt!) $28.00 ODD MART GLORP or Treat monster bag! $8.00 Odd Mart Good at Food sticker $6.00 View ODD MART Sparklepuss: The Cat from Hell Sticker! $8.00 View Odd Mart Glorp on Glorpin! bumper sticker $10.00 View GLORP GROSSery Bag! $38.00 View ODD MART Honk if You're Horrory Sticker! $10.00 View ODD MART Delighted Devil Patch $10.00 ODD MART Gentleman Johnny Pin $10.00 ODD MART Terror of the green skull patch $10.00 ODD MART Frank mask pin $10.00 Glorp Water Bottle Frank Sticker $8.00 Copyright © 2025 GLORP Gum, All rights reserved. Our mailing address is: GLORP Gum 2546 Grand Ave S Minneapolis, MN 55405

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